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3D Mania Hits House
These glasses have changes everyone's perspective of The Blue House.
In celebration of James Cameron’s Avatar this week in theaters, The Blue House has hit a three-dimensional craze. Littered all around the various rooms are countless pairs of Real D 3D glasses. “When you put them on,” M.C. Fox said, “The House really looks 3D. It’s a new way to see things.”
Scientists are currently evaluating the matter. They are trying to determine whether the glasses actually make any difference in a house that was widely considered to be three-dimensional before the glasses’ introduction. Jeff L. Horner, The Blue House Lives’s senior scientific advisor, has a different theory. “After wearing the glasses for a bit,” he said, “I really wonder if The Blue House was ever 3D at all.” Many others are also beginning to believe that The House was essentially two-dimensional before the glasses.
The glasses themselves were obtained surreptitiously following a screening of Avatar attended by Blue House residents. “The glasses were needed,” Nichole, the newest member of The House’s residency, said. “The film looked so amazing while wearing them, we all had to know if The House could look just as appealing.” When asked whether it did look as amazing, Nichole responded with a simple “of course it did”.
“This is a really interesting case,” Gavin McDouche, the chairman of the World Dimension Committee, said in a statement issued earlier today. “The Blue House’s claim that they have been living, until the donning of the glasses, in a two-dimensional world makes me speculate how many other renowned houses are living in 2D environments.”
Many experts believe that, prior to the glasses, The Blue House looked something like this.
Supportive pundits of The House claim that the discovery of a Blue House three-dimensional realm could be extensively beneficial. “There have been some memorable moments at that house,” one pundit recently said. “Imagine for a second if those moments had been witnessed in 3D. All anyone has ever observed is a mere façade of a memory, but with the introduction of an extra dimension, the moments will be etched in the brain as the Lord God himself intended them to be.”
With the exciting experiences transpiring daily in the tumultuous House, the discovery of an extra-dimensional world will no doubt enhance everyone’s perspectives of , the meanings, and The House’s unyielding purpose. The Blue House Lives will only sit back and look and record the transactions in whatever dimension they present themselves.
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