Baseball Details Released

Saturday, January 2, 2010
By The House
A full report on the fledgling Blue House Baseball League is expected this weekend.

The league has now released a full dossier of teams and schedules.

The Blue House Sports Network has officially received details concerning the inaugural season of the Blue House Baseball League. League officials have submitted myriad reports regarding team profiles and schedules. The league will consist of twelve teams broken up into three respective divisions. Each team will compete in forty games in the regular season, and the postseason will be composed of a four team playoff. The winners of each division will automatically advance to the playoff, and the team with the fourth best record will gain wild-card honors. Each ball club is owned by a resident or close friend of The Blue House.

The teams are as follows:

Eastern Division

Baltimore Ninjas

 Baltimore Ninjas

Baltimore, Maryland

Owner: Duncan E. Harryman
Charleston Windjammers 2 Charleston Windjammers

Charleston, South Carolina

Owner: Josh Hughett
Manchester Monarchs Manchester Monarchs

Manchester, New Hampshire

Owner: Jacob Hampton
Montreal Flatliners Montreal Flatliners

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

Owner: Corey Mac

Central Division

Johnson City Fuckhectors Johnson City Fuckhectors

Johnson City, Tennessee

Owner: Mike Huie
Virginia Opossums Virginia Opossums

Norfolk, Virginia

Owner: Jeff L. Horner
Whisker City Fighting Lionelles Whisker City Fighting Lionelles

Whisker City, U.S.A.

Owner: M. C. Fox
Wichita Somethings Wichita Somethings

Wichita, Kansas

Owner: Rob Gregory

Western Division

Boulder Bunions Boulder Bunions

Boulder, Colorado

Owner: Striker
Hawaii Kats Hawai’i Kats

Honolulu, Hawai’i

Owner: Sgt. Peebles
San Antonio Sleepers San Antonio Sleepers

San Antonio, Texas

Owner: Caudle
Tacoma Aroma Tacoma Aroma

Tacoma, Washington

Owner: Nichole C. K. Stevens
The season will kick off with each team playing another team in a three game series. The first week’s schedule is as follows:

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Baltimore at Charleston
Tacoma at San Antonio
Manchester at Montreal
Hawai’i at Boulder
Johnson City at Virginia
Wichita at Whisker City

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Baltimore at Charleston
Tacoma at San Antonio
Manchester at Montreal
Hawai’i at Boulder
Johnson City at Virginia
Wichita at Whisker City

The season should prove to be unnaturally exciting. Check back for updates which will include team profile pages, rosters, and full schedules.

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One Response to “Baseball Details Released”

  1. corey m
    January 3, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Montreal is gonna go all the way mothafuckas!!!

    #529

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