This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
It’s Going to be a Blue (House) Christmas
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The tree's completion signals the beginning of the holiday season.
THE BLUE HOUSE – It is official. The Blue House Christmas tree has been erected. Its completion symbolizes the ignition of holiday frenzy within The Blue House. For the past few years, The House has become the pinnacle of Christmas festivities in the nation, and perhaps, the world. Santa Claus himself was quoted recently by stating, “If the North Pole ever shut down, I would set up shop in The Blue House.” Santa also went on to say that labor is much cheaper at the North Pole, however, and The Blue House tax code is a little too complex for him.
The revelry begins immediately after Thanksgiving and trundles on straight to New Year’s Day. “It is nothing other than complete rejoicing,” The Blue House Lives analog holiday correspondent said. “Every morning one can feel the levity in The House.” It has been reported that people will arrive from twenty-two different countries to take part in the experience.
An apex of the season has to be the Blue House Christmas Party, which has become a staple of worldwide celebration. The brouhaha has already been brewing around the Southeast, for the party usually includes the “Blue” Elephant Game and a cornucopia of holiday inspired cuisine. One of last year’s attendees, Jeff L. Horner related, “The food was magical. The eggnog had me so drunk and sick at my stomach that I hurled up an entire Yule log. It is an experience that I never will forget.”
Other holiday events include The Blue House’s Elite gift exchange. This exchange is where The House’s residents and closest companions gather and spread their own blue-blooded version of Christmas cheer. This gradually building celebration stretches finally to The House’s New Year’s celebration. One holiday critic recently said, “The Blue House is slated to deliver the goods once again this December. I only hope the world steps in and appreciates their mirth and goodwill.”
Home Alone and Home Alone 2 kicked off an entire month of Yuletide-inspired films.
The holiday jollity was kicked off two nights ago with the showing of Home Alone in the East Wing. Last night, the residents enjoyed the highly-praised sequel, Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. When asked what was to come, M.C. Fox, well-renowned virtuoso, said, “The Polar Express and (National Lampoon’s) Christmas Vacation are loaded up and ready.” This December, once again, promises to be an unforgettable winter escapade at The Blue House.
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