Man-Manzilla releases his rage upon the unsuspecting Whisker City.

WHISKER CITY- A once quiet city, suddenly demolished by the uncontrollable excitement of Man-Manzilla, and on the night of Blue House member Nichole’s birthday.  It was like any other birthday, Nichole recalls, filled with friends, laughter, and all around good times. Then suddenly, without warning, Man-Man transformed into Man-Manzilla. He became very similar to Bruce Banner when he goes into Hulk mode under a fit of rage. As soon as he spotted Whisker City, he decided to dive right in, and it was all over.

Though his intentions were not malicious, one witness proclaims “Man-Man was just trying to go to Whisker City.” The city is quite inviting, with its alluring cat nip aroma and hanging toys. It was originally built for the purpose of feline enjoyment, by the good people at Pet Smart, and now resides within the confines of The Blue House East Wing. Its primary occupant, Lionelle, has been putting in around-the-clock efforts to rebuild it and the once proud Coffee Table that sheltered it. The city has been trying to recover ever since the October twenty-first disaster.

Whisker City has seen a rapid decline in tourism, agriculture, and overall happiness. The citizens have been living in fear, wondering when the next Man-Man quake will hit. For preventative measures, and mostly liability purposes, the city council is considering exiling Man-Man from the city, just in case Man-Man’s Dr. Jekyll side, Man-Manzilla, decides to revisit. “It’s not that we’re ungrateful to him, because we’re not. After all he is our founder. Whisker City just needs to recuperate after such a traumatic ordeal. It feels like 9/11 all over again” states one resident.

Lionelle pledges her allegiance to the city.

Blue House member Scooter says he’s more concerned about The Blue House Coffee Table than Whisker City. “The Coffee Table has been through a lot, I don’t know how many more repairs it can handle. I just hope it can be revived again.” When asked about the birthday incidents, Blue House member Nichole announced that that birthday was probably one of the most memorable ones she has ever experienced. Man-Man is considering releasing an official apology to Whisker City and Lionelle in the near future.

Tags: Birthday, Bruce Banner, Coffee Table, lionelle, man-man, Man-Manzilla, nichole, scooter, whisker City

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