This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
Height Dispute Within House
Scooter argues that a common oar is taller than Nichole.
THE BLUE HOUSE – A continuous question has arose in The Blue House: Is Nichole that short or are The Blue House members just that tall? Speculation has occurred since her arrival and measurements have confirmed her stature to be on the shorter end of the bell curve. This is a fact, indeed. But her argument, as always, reverts back to Washington standards.
According to the “Great” Northwest correspondent, her claim is that “people from the NW have a shorter average for height. Yeah, I’m short, that’s a given.” Even Blue House resident Michael C. Fox was quoted as saying “I think we’re all just tall. She’s woman-tall, women are suppose to be short…” Studies on the WA population trends do seem to show an increase in Asian heritage, as oppose to TN constituencies. And Asian people, as we all have witnessed, are generally petite and small built.
Nichole is declaring that her size is skewed due to her background and the difference in height averages. Blue House scientists have been measuring around the clock, trying to determine the answer to this long-standing debate within The House. The findings have shown that Blue House height averages at close to 5”11, while Nichole stands at a whopping 4”10 approximately. Within WA boundaries, the numbers drop to 5”9 for males and 5”2 for females. So, is Nichole short or are Blue House residents all just tall?
To further support the Nichole-isn’t-just-short argument, architectural evidence has been observed all throughout The Blue House. Cabinet doors, for example, are mounted in The House at a level where if a person were to exceed 5 feet, one might, and has, been smacked in the face by a swinging cabinet door at high velocity. Coincidence? Nichole thinks not.
As expected, Blue House members Scooter and Dhizzy disagree. For their closing statements on the matter, Scooter exclaims that “if Nichole is normal height, then how come she can’t see out the windshield of a normal car?” While Dhizzy smugly closes his statement explaining, “I don’t know about you guys, but I’m the perfect height.”
Perhaps, The Blue House will remain torn (like Natalie Imbruglia) regarding the subject at hand. Nichole and Michael C. Fox have decided to continue their research on the topic, while Scooter and Dhizzy eat Golden Oreos and drink milk, hoping to gain more height on the matter. Looks like the debate will continue to rage on throughout The House.
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That doesn’t make sense. I was born in WA and I’m 6’5! (haha, I’m a friend of Nichole’s)