The Blue House lays claim to the Ramsey Cascades.

They came, they saw, they conquered. That’s right, The Blue House has staked their claim at the top of the Ramsey Cascades, triumphantly posting their flag in nature’s defeat. The supposed “strenuous and difficult” hike, dubbed by park officials, was easily accomplished by Blue House members Scooter and Nichole. They’re quoted as saying that the trail was “not only a breeze, but a faint whisper.”

The eight mile roundtrip hike wasn’t much of a challenge, or at least no more challenging than the Washington Huskies on game day. This victory over nature is besides the point. The underlining achievement here is the fast expansion of The Blue House conquest over the world at large. Why yes, we can safely say with every step, trail, and article, The Blue House Lives will propel itself into the face of society and nature. As we steadily trail blaze through America with ease, we’ve come to realize how truly awesome we are. Not even the tallest waterfall in the Smokies holds a candle to our awesome forest running and boulder climbing talents.

Scooter declares the bridge sturdy enough.

Although, as simple as we make the trail out to seem, The Blue House does not endorse/recommend amateurs to attempt the climb. Four deaths have occurred at the falls. The Blue House is just amazing and fearless. All others be warned of the treacherous scale toward the top. Danger and muscle ache lie around every windy corner up the way.

Again, The Blue House is experienced and awesome. Newly found Blue House member Nichole is even a native to rock climbing. Being that she is from the great state of Washington, where the vast and majestic Rocky Mountains can be found, she has climbed the “true” Cascades, which are far superior to the Ramsey cascades. The Smokey pseudo-mountains (BHL dictionary specifies that pseudo means glorious) are tough, but still no match for The Blue House.

Tags: bhl dictionary, flag, mountains, nichole, pseudo-mountains, ramsey cascades, scooter, smokies

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