This week, BH Cinema is proud to present Curse of the Golden Flower, the Chinese epic directed by Zhang Yimou. Nickle heralds this movie as "pretty good". Scooter has viewed the poster art and wholeheartedly agrees.
Editor Promises Bright Future…
Will The Blue House deliver on its promises of renewal?
BACKYARD – In front of thousands of adoring fans, standing at a podium bearing The Blue House crest, the editor of this publication addressed the masses in a widely publicized speech that galvanized our loyal readership. Correspondents on the scene described the speech as “moving” and “highly arousing”. The speech affected the populace so much that many in the crowd became instantly drunk and wayward couples were found having intercourse amongst the trees. The eloquence even reached the hallowed halls of Washington, D.C., where President Obama was quoted as saying, “If I would have had to run against him (the editor), I would have lost every debate.”
Here is an excerpt of the highly-touted speech. It addresses the renewal of The Blue House Lives’s overarching purpose and execution:
“Due to recent expeditions, the staff of the beloved Blue House Lives has rained down nothing but neglect upon this sacred site. This occurrence is tragic to say the least. Nevertheless, our dedication remains the same. It is therefore the unyielding promise of this publication that a brighter future lays ahead. In this future, The Blue House Lives will never succumb to lackluster performance or submit itself to an endless desert of drought. The Blue House Lives will flourish once again. Instead of a desert, it will be surrounding by a vast and infinite forest of lush green.
“Right now, there are those out there saying that this task cannot be done. They say that the task is too great. They say that we have lost our vitality. They say that we have lost our brilliance. They say that we have lost our innate ability to transform our ambitions into crystal-clear reality. But they are wrong. And we will prove it.
Will this experienced journalist solve the staff's motivation problems?
“In order to display are new-found perseverance, we have acquired an experienced journalist from the “great” Northwest. She is currently overseeing action and establishing her own unique place within The Blue House. Within the next few days, her presence will be revealed in myriad articles and related pieces. Granted, the staff here really doesn’t need any help, for we are the undisputed ambassadors of awesomeness. Yet, we will accept her assistance for the time being. Perhaps, she might have a smidgeon of something useful to add.
“On a final note, the staff would like to issue our best wishes of luck and success to caudle, who will soon be exploring his own place within our nation’s prestigious military. So to caudle, we bid farewell, and as for The Blue House, we triumphantly carry on the fight.
“On another final note, to those who doubt our mastermind abilities, we challenge you to check the site weekly, even daily, for new and exciting articles. These new articles are guaranteed to blow your mind away (so get health insurance). This is just proof that dreams really do come true.”
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