Whittler’s Meadow Presents: The Bi-Lo Experience
Before The Blue House, two of its contributors, scooter and Man-Man, embarked on a series of adventures marked completely by their pointlessness. In 2002, the two went to Bi-Lo with two other companions, Fue and Amy, to turn off the automatic doors. This caused panic at the local grocer, for consumers could not enter or exit the store.
Recently, a documentary surfaced explaining this exploit. The Blue House Lives senior grocery correspondent stated, “Words alone cannot describe this piece. It must be witnessed to be fully believed.” Following our correspondent’s advice, we will let the work speak for itself.
Here is the video in its entirety:


Sept. 3, 1802


hahahaahaha, the best part was the epic fucking door sfx. The gates into BI-LO hell.
those must be the loudest doors EVAR!!!!!1!!!11111!!! I think I know what I am going to do Friday…wanna film it?