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Fox Reignites Amazon War!
Fox poses with the heavy artillery.
AMAZON.COM – The Blue House Lives has learned that Michael C. Fox, II has officially recommenced hostilities in the Amazon War. The action performed was use the of a $25 Reward Certificate that Fox received through the continual application of his Amazon credit card. “This is a surprise attack on Striker,” The Blue House Lives sophomore Amazon correspondent stated. Striker, however, has yet to respond to Fox’s unprovoked maneuver. Only time will tell if he does.
In a war that was deemed dormant by many and dead by some, diplomatic relations took a nosedive. This hostile attitude is attributed mainly to Corey Mac, the graphic designer who has lately agitated the open wounds between Fox and Striker. Corey Mac bragged to Fox and Striker that he was an Amazon Prime member, and therefore, a far superior candidate for Amazon domination. One Amazon War historian related, “He (Corey Mac) is the proverbial fly in the ointment. He should have known that his incessant remarks would enkindle the dying fire between Striker and Fox.”
The Reward Certificate was Pearl Harbor to Striker.
Fox, however, refuted Corey Mac’s claim to supremacy. “Prime membership sucks,” he said. “I was a Prime member, but I dropped it. I think Striker was too. He said it sucks.” Considering Striker and Fox have never shared communal feelings, their common hatred for Corey’s boasting may eventually ally them. Although, most experts agree, Fox’s Reward Certificate offensive was directed primarily at Striker.
“Fox knows Striker to be a formable foe,” The Blue House Lives freshman war analyst speculated. “Corey Mac, however, has not been battered by this war. Fox is probably not dragging him into it because he fears that Corey is not man-man enough. It’s like a brother protecting his little sister.” The Blue House Lives must inform the reading public, however, that DNA testing has officially revealed that Corey Mac is not Fox’s little sister.
The ball now seems to be in Striker’s court, though, and the world awaits his next move. It is also uncertain whether Corey Mac will enter this war and create a new theatre of operations.
Fox draws first blood in this renewed war.
One expert reported on Corey Mac: “It is really unknown whether he has the resources to enter this conflict. Yet, he must not be underestimated. If he enters, he will be a minor underdog. He will likely be similar to the United States in the Mexican War. Many thought they were simply outmanned, but they pulled it off beautifully. Corey Mac is more than a fly in the ointment. He’s a potential killer bee in the ointment.”
The only thing that is known with certainty now is that, once again, this war is hot. While it is wholly agreed that Fox meant the attack for Striker, he currently glares askance at Corey Mac. Could this conflict expand into a three-party war? If it does, The Blue House Lives will be there.
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