Bones Video Discovered by Whittler’s Meadow!

Friday, August 7, 2009
By The House
Oh...Bones...you are so awesome.....

Oh...Bones...you are so awesome.....

Recently, The Blue House Lives chief video investigator Man-Man discovered a long lost video starring House legend Bones. The video contains, perhaps, the greatest example of Bones’s oratorical skill as he curses those who do him wrong. In fact, one presidential speechwriter commented after a screening of the video, “I wish I could put words like that on paper. The nation thinks President Obama is a good orator. They obviously have never listened to Bones.”

In the video, Bones is consistently harassed by street marauders in the form of supposed friends. The skill in which he scorns them is evident from the beginning. “The poetry that comes from his mouth,” says one viewer, “could peacefully put me to sleep at night. It’s magical.”

whittlers-logoHere is the aforementioned video in its entirety. The video’s quality, however, had degraded badly over the years, but Whittler’s Meadow of Knoxville recently took the time to fully restore it. So, everyone sit back and open your eyes, ears, and minds and allow Bones to tour you through his intellectual “punk show”. Bones, we salute you.

 

 

 

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One Response to “Bones Video Discovered by Whittler’s Meadow!”

  1. This is bullshit

    #119

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