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Archaeological Find at Blue House
The prehistoric origin of this drawing has historians stumped.
Earlier this week, archaeologists probing at The Blue House discovered a conspicuous drawing on the wall of the Study. The drawing appears to be the figure of a man brandishing a sword or a staff of sorts. Other than that, the details of the drawing and its origin remain a mystery. There are, however, many theories and scholarly speculation.
The Blue House Lives general prehistory correspondent reported, “There’s a lot of buzz surrounding the drawing. It, coupled with a similarly strange finding in the yard, has historians scratching their heads.” The other strange finding was the presence of a dusty beer can in the Front Yard. The beer can, also of unknown origin, was found near a bush and caked with dirt. These findings have researchers firmly convinced of prehistoric activity at The Blue House.
“It is possible that a clan of Cro-Magnon drunks occupied the territory,” one researcher said. “The drawing, which appears to be that of a hunter, along with the beer can have us all frenzied.” As of yet, however, no physiological remains have been found, but this does not mean that archaeologists are not hopeful. “We think there could be some fossilized remains here,” one archaeologist stated, “yet, the odds are against us.” The scholar went on to remind The Blue House Lives that the conditions necessary to form prehistoric human remains are very elusive.
The crypic message, "Hi!," could be the key to solving the mystery.
No matter the absence of bones, however, researchers on-site have already formed many theories. Many believe that a pack of prehistoric man occupied The Blue House, and this group, dubbed Homo Drunkensis, may have been the original builders of the House. “The House had to come from somewhere,” one researcher speculated. “Why couldn’t it be from a group of humans thousands of years ago?”
The drawing has also raised eyebrows because it contains a very cryptic message printed just above the hunter’s head. The message, which reads “Hi!,” remains a puzzle for scholars. One researcher reported, “The message could be a celebration term to commemorate a hunt, or it could be some strange sexual exultation.”
The Blue House Lives hopes to have more answers soon, and if possible, construct a timeline recreating The Blue House’s prehistoric past. For now, however, archaeologists continue to dig deeper in hope of unraveling the mystery of Homo Drunkensis.
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i hope they find my hairbrush…