Milk Thief Strikes! VIDEO COVERAGE!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009
By The House
A thief strikes and takes cow juice from the refrigerator.

A thief strikes and takes cow juice from the refrigerator.

Earlier, a thief struck The Blue House refrigerator and stole a jug of milk. The Blue House Lives is involved in an ongoing investigation to discover the culprit behind this act. We have discovered a video that sheds an enormous amount of light on the crime.

We hope that eventually the milk will be recovered and the criminal caught. The Blue House Lives senior kitchen correspondent relates, “The Blue House is in a frenzy over the milk theft. They fear that their calcium levels could reach dangerous depths if it is not found soon.”

Here is the video that has surfaced regarding the crime. Forensic experts are baffled by this, as it seems to have been produced during a bygone era. Enjoy.

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