One Final Farewell, Miss Bailey

Tuesday, July 21, 2009
By Scooter

In remembrance of Hilary Bailey’s contribution to the social cavern known as the Blue House, the 1st (and hopefully only) annual party in her honor will be held. It is officially billed as “Blonde and Gone: A Tribute to all that is Hilary”.

The first remark the Blue House desires to make is that Hilary will be missed by all (we hope). Nonetheless, it is guaranteed that she will go out with a bang. The party is slated to feature a stunning guest list, a tongue-tingling drink selection, and there is even a rumor floating about a certain type of cheese dip. The Blue House Lives only hopes that this rumor refers to the highly praised Fryin’ Brian Bitch Boy Cheese Dip. If this is the case, the party promises to be the social event of July.

Hilary is leaving the floor, but not without one final dance.

Hilary is leaving the floor, but not without one final dance.

Hilary has herself expressed explicit anticipation with regard to the party. When asked about whether she was excited, she replied, “Ummm…YES!” The Blue House Lives has been in contact will several choice designers in an effort to discover Hilary’s wardrobe for the event, but as of yet, the details are unknown. However, The Blue House Lives’s chief fashion correspondent has reported that “Hilary’s outfit will be the catalyst for much amiable stir on the morning style shows.” It seems she will exit the city looking ravishing.

The guest list is said to feature the who’s who of local gentry. While there are some discrepancies regarding actual attendees, there are a few solid commitments. Michael C. Fox, II has publically stated that he will be present. This came on as a shock for many in the social sphere as it was believed that Fox would not attend in order to serve Lionelle faithfully on the front in the Kitty Konflict. He has, however, and The Blue House Lives has confirmed, officially left the front. He will not pass up the opportunity to bid Hilary farewell even with both forces converging on Study Window.

It seems that one famed entity will not be in attendance, however. Rumors state that The Winner of the World has declined to make an appearance. The Blue House Lives has not confirmed The Winner’s declination yet, though, and hope still remains alive within the aristocracy. Will this mythical hero be there? Stay tuned to The Blue House Lives for the answer.

The only thing to do now is to wait for the party, which is a week from Saturday, August 1, within the elegance of the Blue House. One can almost smell the food, hear the enlightened conversation, and taste the inebriating drinks now. The Blue House Lives will have an expert team on the scene for one of the grandest events of the summer.

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