OH...Bones... you are so awesome.....

Recently, The Blue House Lives caught up with a House legend, Bones. The following is a transcript from that historic interview.

BHL: so…. Bones… may I still call you that? Or would that be a faux pas, now?

BONES: Paux fas… (giggle) Everyone I know calls me Bones, but lets keep it professional here… call me Mr. May.

BHL: uh… oh k…  (sarcastically) Mr. May….. so let’s start with a basic question.

MR. MAY: that’s not a question…..

BHL: (blank stare)  so, I understand you are in a time crunch. Thanks for sitting down with us for a moment. Where and when were you born?

MR. MAY: Tar Heels! WOOT! WOOT! I’m a Tar Heel through and through baby. I was born in N.C. on my birthday.

BHL: What do you think about the Tar Heel’s winning the national championship last year?

MR. MAY: What? They did? That’s incredible! This may be the greatest day of my life!

BHL: (Muttering) nice life…..(rolling eyes), (cough…. Cough…..) Excuse me….We heard a couple rumors recently, (cough……. cough….) is there anything you wish to say before I ask another question?

MR. MAY: Nah, but I’m sure what ever you heard I can clarify.

BHL: We heard you were one hell of an athlete…..

MR. MAY: Oh, that…. I…I am. I work out every other day.

BHL: What gym do you go to?

MR. MAY: I occasionally go the Rush. But I usually just work out at home. I also drink plenty of water… in fact my doctor told me that I was drinking three times too much water for my body and that I had to start drinking something else everyone now and then. Too much water… (chuckle) that’s how I know I’m being healthy.

BHL: I have one last question if you don’t mind….

MR. MAY: nope… shoot

BHL: Where are you?

MR. MAY: I’m only in your mind…..

(This interview was completely fictitious, and although I and bones really do know each other, my colleagues and I agreed that there is no way he would consent to an interview.)

If you would like to take part in real interview, please email us at thebluehouse@bluehouselives.com, and we will try and set it up.

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