Flames Fly on Fox’s Birthday

Flames Fly on Fox’s Birthday

BLUE HOUSE — Astronauts aboard the International Space Station witnessed a strange occurrence Saturday night—a large flare of flaming light seemingly sprouted from the Earth. While it appeared as something sinister, the flare was nothing more than the remains of a wooden wine rack burned to ashes as an unlikely sacrifice celebrating M. C.... »

Storm Ravages House

Sunday, June 26, 2011
By The House
Storm Ravages House

BLUE HOUSE — On Tuesday night, two massive systems collided to spawn one of the most terrible thunderstorms to ever strike the Blue House. Strong winds slammed into the area, and a hurricane-like extravaganza... »

Citizens Share Best (Worst) Storm Stories

Sunday, June 26, 2011
By Scooter
Citizens Share Best (Worst) Storm Stories

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — In the wake of a week of news-making thunderstorms and tornados, citizens local to the House have been sharing their own dramatic storm stories. Strangely, and perhaps expectedly, they all sound... »

Corey Mac, Shauna Tie The Knot

Monday, May 23, 2011
By Scooter
Corey Mac, Shauna Tie The Knot

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — On Friday evening, Corey Mac married his longtime love, Shauna Margetson, at the Knoxville Botanical Gardens. The ceremony was intimate and humble but possessed all the spontaneity and charisma that have... »

Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor

Wednesday, May 4, 2011
By Scooter
Corey’s Party Video Awash In Rumor

BLUE HOUSE — With Corey’s Bachelor Party quickly approaching, only two things are certain. One is that women’s hearts are breaking across the planet with the news that Corey Mac is soon to tie... »

Smokey Air Raids The Porch

Monday, April 11, 2011
By Scooter
Smokey Air Raids The Porch

THE PORCH — Unexpectedly and forcibly, Smokey launched an air assault on The Porch today. Her mission was to avenge an “unprovoked” sting to her face by an ill-tempered hornet on Saturday. Smokey stated... »

MX-6 Starts, House Suffocates

Monday, March 28, 2011
By Nickle
MX-6 Starts, House Suffocates

THE GARAGE — Last weekend, The Blue House heard an extraordinary noise. The cause? The MX6 (a.k.a. Gibraltar) fired up for the first time in a very, very long time. Fumes of hard work diffused... »

Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?

Thursday, March 24, 2011
By Nickle
Is Tennessee Still The Volunteer State?

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. — Washington has asked the United States and 50 States to revoke Tennessee’s popular nickname, The Volunteer State. Washingtonians wonder why the state continues to call itself that when it has not made... »

Fox Challenged by Drift Achievement

Saturday, March 19, 2011
By Scooter
Fox Challenged by Drift Achievement

EAST WING, Blue House — While it was reported that M.C. Fox had defeated Forza Motorsport 3, it seems that the accolade was preemptive. Fox is actually one achievement point short of conquering the... »

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Nickle’s Random Fact

Coffee beans are not beans. They are fruit pits.

Finally…


M.C. Fox's dream has come true. He finally defeated Career Mode on Forza Motorsport 3. This moment has been a long time coming, and through his perseverance, he can finally call himself "Forza Champion". More to come soon.

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