Kitty Politics

Ninja Gives State of The House Address

Thursday, February 4, 2010
By Nichole
Ninja Gives State of The House Address

THE KITCHEN– The State of The House address was given recently by elected Kitty of the Year, Ninja, to a fully-packed House conference session. The speech was given on the floor of The Kitchen, where Ninja sat tall and erect on a stool at The Kitchen counter. As always, the presiding officer, Princess Sophia... »

House Recruits for Fox Replacement

Saturday, January 16, 2010
By Nichole
House Recruits for Fox Replacement

THE HOUSE – In exhausting efforts to find a new computer tech, Blue House recruiters have compiled a list of potential replacements for M.C Fox’s old position. “Well, our first consideration for the job is obviously The Winner of the World, but getting him isn’t going to be a piece of cake,” recruiter Jeff... »

Fox Leaves for USC

Thursday, January 14, 2010
By The House
Fox Leaves for USC

THE BLUE HOUSE – After years of solid commitment to making Pellissippi State’s computer program a success, M.C. Fox has decided to leave abruptly and pursue a career at the University of Southern California. The decision was publicly announced on Tuesday night at an exclusive Blue House press conference that was described by many... »


Tree Hauling With Man-Man

Monday, January 11, 2010
By Scooter
Tree Hauling With Man-Man

Following the holiday season, it is only customary for residents of The Blue House to humbly take down the Christmas decorations and return The House to its normal state. Although the removal of the decorations is socially acceptable thing to do, it is a melancholy time for everyone involved. Yet, when Man-Man is behind... »

3D Mania Hits House

Monday, January 4, 2010
By Scooter
3D Mania Hits House

In celebration of James Cameron’s Avatar this week in theaters, The Blue House has hit a three-dimensional craze. Littered all around the various rooms are countless pairs of Real D 3D glasses. “When you put them on,” M.C. Fox said, “The House really looks 3D. It’s a new way to see things.” Scientists are currently... »

Baseball Details Released

Saturday, January 2, 2010
By The House
Baseball Details Released

The Blue House Sports Network has officially received details concerning the inaugural season of the Blue House Baseball League. League officials have submitted myriad reports regarding team profiles and schedules. The league will consist of twelve teams broken up into three respective divisions. Each team will compete in forty games in the regular season,... »

New Baseball League Announcement Soon

Thursday, December 31, 2009
By Scooter
New Baseball League Announcement Soon

In a matter of days, the Blue House Sports Network has learned that a major announcement is due regarding a new baseball league operated by The Blue House. It appears that once again The Blue House is poised to change the focus of the planet. So far, the details of the league are sketchy... »

Christmas Party Proves Pleasing

Tuesday, December 22, 2009
By Scooter
Christmas Party Proves Pleasing

THE BLUE HOUSE – On Saturday night, friends of The Blue House gathered for the annual Christmas Party. After a night of festive joy and goodwill toward one another, critics deemed the party a great success and lauded The House on its yuletide spirit. “The party was a true blessing,” one critic stated. “They... »

Washington Hires New Santa

Monday, December 21, 2009
By Nichole
Washington Hires New Santa

SEATTLE – At a conference held in Seattle, Washington, an elite group of Northwest representatives congregated over the issue of Santa Claus’s refusal to deliver to the State of Washington. Officials agree that they don’t want a biased Santa invading their home states, so the traditional Santa Claus has been banned from all over... »

BH Baseball


Saturday, February 6, 2010
WCL 1
VIR 2 FINAL

CHN 5
MAN 6 FINAL

BOL 0
TAC 3 FINAL

JCF 2
WCH 3 FINAL

MON 2
BAL 10 FINAL

SAS 6
HAW 3 FINAL

BHL Awards

"No Washington" Wins Best Storyline of 2009

"No Washington" beat out the Kitty Konflict to earn the title of best storyline of 2009. "No Washington" began as a simple feud between Washington and Tennessee. What erupted was a firestorm of articles that continue to flare up to this very day.

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