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Lionelle’s Father Found?

Thursday, September 2, 2010
By Scooter
Lionelle’s Father Found?

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The story of Lionelle’s first contact with the House is rather well-known. None can doubt her courage as she braved a desolate railroad in her journey to link up with House. None can also doubt the sheer generosity possessed by the House in her subsequent adoption. When Lionelle was found on... »

SVX Chooses Fox

Tuesday, August 31, 2010
By Nickle
SVX Chooses Fox

“Have you ever heard the famous car quote: the car chooses you?” asks M.C Fox after purchasing his Subaru SVX. Fox excites over the arrival of his dream car, announcing to everyone that “yet another car wanted him.” Fox’s luxury and performance vehicle comes with features such as climate control, smoke guard window covers,... »

Air Quality in Hell Better than in Washington

Monday, August 23, 2010
By Scooter
Air Quality in Hell Better than in Washington

SEATTLE, Wash. – A recent report indicated that the air quality in Washington State is far worse than any other state. The air is so bad, in fact, that many researchers have declared that the air is better in Hell than in the Evergreen State. Why the air is so bad is actually not... »


Man-Man Eats Corn Cob for Breakfast

Sunday, August 15, 2010
By Scooter
Man-Man Eats Corn Cob for Breakfast

KITCHEN, Blue House – A nutritional breakfast, they say, is an integral part of any day. Man-Man believes this too, and he proved it on Sunday morning by devouring a juicy corn-on-the-cob for breakfast.... »

Ninja Leaves House in “Peace”

Thursday, July 29, 2010
By Scooter
Ninja Leaves House in “Peace”

THE PORCH, Blue House – The speech came and went. It was short and sweet. And Ninja is gone, having left the house, as he claimed it, in “peace.” While the speculators expected a... »

House in Turmoil Following Abdication

Wednesday, July 21, 2010
By Scooter

BLUE HOUSE – “This is a time of great tribulation. Whether we hold up as a house remains to be seen. I sincerely hope so. But we need leadership right now. We need it... »

NINJA ABDICATES, SHAVES!

Friday, July 16, 2010
By Scooter
NINJA ABDICATES, SHAVES!

PORCH FORTRESS, Blue House – In a wave of unprecedented events, Ninja has officially abdicated as Grand Emperor of the Blue House. The announcement came earlier this morning, and Ninja is expected to give... »

Sophie Guards Water Bottles

Saturday, July 3, 2010
By Scooter
Sophie Guards Water Bottles

KITCHEN, Blue House – In case of a zombie apocalypse, it’s good to know that the Blue House’s bottled water supply is safe. Residents were thoroughly pleased recently when they caught a glimpse of... »

New Pool, New Thrills

Wednesday, June 30, 2010
By Scooter
New Pool, New Thrills

SIDEYARD, Blue House – To put it bluntly: The Blue House has a new pool. After losing last year’s pool in an unthinkable tragedy, the House mustered together the strength to persevere and purchased... »

Hampton at the Movies

This week, Hampton reviews the cult classic Green Street Hooligans, directed by Lexi Alexander. Read More

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